THIS IS NOTHING.

I can walk on stilts, spin plates, solve a rubiks cube, sing and put my legs around my head. Not all at once.


wetheurban:

SPOTLIGHT: Incredible Graphite Illustrations by Monica Lee

Malaysian artist Monica Lee draws amazingly photo-realistic images with graphite pencils.

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slimetony:

thatll-do:

slimetony:

if I see any love or affection on my dash you are blocked and banned from my local bowling alley. im friends with the manager

don’t you need some level of affection in order to be friends with said manager?

Trent, the manager of out local Bowland, owes me a lifedebt, after I rescued him from that machine that picks up the pins. It burdens him and if given the chance he would have me killed. Our bond serves me and me alone.

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primacdonaldsgirl:

when u offer someone ur food just to be polite and they accept it 

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baddiebey:

When ur friend say something in the groupchat but nobody on so u feel bad and respond so they not left hanging but then they decide not to respond to ur response and now you the one left hanging 

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